above: Bibb Squiddly, smallest fry in the Squiddly Squidd Brothers Strontium Dogfish posse, trades in his badge for a chance to work for Warren Ellis (art by Ryan S. Thomason).
Warning: The following post is incredibly awkward.
Oh sure, Bibb, promote warrenellis.com ('swhat the sign says) until the cowfish come home. Although, um, I can't but help you really should be out trawling the interweb with a sign that has something like 'visit locustsofdeath.blogspot.com' scrawled across it.
What's that, you say? You're not bothered with a silly blog that no one reads anyway? That no one reads...
Because I'm not Warren Ellis?
Oh, right, forget me then. I only, you know, GAVE YOU LIFE.
No, you're right. I'm not Warren Ellis.